The Chinese are famed for spitting and defecating everywhere they go. Not to be outdone, six Danish men were recently spotted in Shanghai standing in a line on an elevated freeway urinating. The picture of them answering the call of nature in public has triggered heated discussions online.
Shanghai police has tracked down the tour bus ferrying around the great Danes, and launched an investigation into this incident. According to the bus driver, the Danes had been drinking and made a ruckus on the journey, and eventually grabbed the steering wheel to force the driver to stop for them to urinate.
Check out how Chinese netizens responded to this:
“Damn! Have all their dicks cut off!” — from “North Not Empty City” (北方不空城)
“They all say: China is exactly like this! In China, one can learn to litter wherever you please, cross the street where you please, and relieve yourself wherever you please, so on and so forth!” — from “I’m Miyako” (我系Miyako)
“Is this how the so-called civilized foreigners are civilized?” — from “Let’s Live A Good Life” (大家好好生活吧)
“Are foreigners’ characters necessarily high/good? There is garbage everywhere.” — from “Territory of Mr. Ping Pong” (桌球先生的地盘)
“To hell with doing as the Romans do, and learning from Chinese people, that’s all fucking bullshit. Have you ever seen Chinese people urinating on an elevated freeway? And doing so collectively? You even despise yourselves. Those foreigners are simply sons of bitches.” — from a mobile phone user in Shanghai
“If it were a group of Chinese people doing such a thing in a foreign country, I bet it’d make headlines both domestically and overseas!” — from “Cynical Monkey” (愤世猴子)
“Should be deported.” — from a a mobile phone user in Fuzhou, Fujian province
“Pissing into the wind results in getting all wet!” — from “Justice Blazing Angel” (正义的炽天使)
“Confiscate their 6 criminal instruments.” — from “River Crab” (河里蟹)