Just so we're all clear on this, this is another story about Chris Brown getting mad because of facts and acting like a great big whiny jerk baby about it. It's also about a Twitter fight. Do you think you can handle it? Then let's do this.
It started when Perez Hilton tweeted this:
I hope @ChrisBrown doesn't watch! I'm talking about him on the @WendyWilliams show today and I'm going in!!!
I know, it's hard to believe, but a gossip blogger plans on gossiping. Can you even believe it?! And about Chris Brown, even: when he started trying to get famous, gossip hadn't even been invented yet, and it's not like he's ever done or said anything deserving of gossip. So how crazy is it that this is happening? Crazy enough for Chris to get all weird on Twitter about it:
Thanks for the publicity. Your insecurities are manifested by your hatred. Princess Perez and wicked witch Wendy.
can't take advice from 2 buff chicks when one can't stand to look at herself without plastic surgery and the other is forever on his period.
Who cares. It's old.. Your old.. Im not going anywhere… Face it and live with yourself.
I'm going back to sleep. Lol
Went to bed stressing. Woke up rich as f---.
Remember, though, that Chris Brown completely supports gay rights, even though it's cool for him to call a gay man a "princess" and a "buff chick" who is "forever on his period." But of course, Perez took all that in stride:
That's Queen Perez! #BowDown
Is there ever going to be a point where Chris Brown isn't the most disgusting celebrity in existence? Is that even something to hope for anymore?